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Profile: discodamage
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Location:
lahndahn
Occupation:
workshy student fop
Biography:
born in 1975, alice has spent much of her time on earth thus far shouting. she enjoys writing and watching small children fall over, preferably in parks. she is the only the person on uk-dance ever to fit the words 'camille paglia', 'chthonic', 'bella emburg' and 'on a ragga tip by sl2' into the same sentence, and this achievement she ranks as one of the finest of her short life (along with calling the inventor of nathan barley a 'fucking gaymo lightweight', and receiving a round of applause on the dancefloor at the complex, isligton, in july of 1998). it wasnt her who said 'sticky sticky donuts, stick them on your head', it was roo. alice spends a worryingly large proportion of her time wondering if inspector gadget had a go-go gadget cock- if she ever meets another person who has ever wondered this, she will probably end up marrying them.
revolution of feminist thought and ultimate downfall of patriachal status quo
Quote:
'go mummy! go daddy! lets all play kabaddi!'- tim, spaced, series one ep 4
Politics:
feminista/ champagne socialist
Hate figure:
i love everyone
Most annoying thing:
appalling nu-metal bands
Tipple of choice:
if its wet and makes your head go wibbly, im on it
Drug of choice:
i hate people who take drugs...customs officers, for example
Your porn star name:
tiger lily fay
Tell a joke:
noddy holder goes into a boutique in central brum to buy an outfit for the 1974 totp xmas special. 'owright, nod!' shouts the assistant, 'what can we dow for yow today?' nod replies, 'oid like to buy some roight special gear off yow, its gotta be woild woild woild cos its chriiiiiiiiiiiistmas!' the assistant goes into the back, and brings nod a pair of ultra-woild loon pants. nod tries on the loon pants and yelps 'these are fookin fantastic! oill 'ave 'em, luv!' she brings him a sexy tightfitting puce satin shirt with collars that reach as far as dudley. nod nearly wets himself in front of the mirror. 'oi tell yow wot, mate, this shirt is fookin fantastic!' the girl brings out a foot tall mirrored top hat. nod nearly jizzes in his pants. she furnishes him with her finest 11-inch tall red snakeskin platform boots. nod looks the bollocks.finally, an hour later, nod is togged up. he is ready to go. but the assistant looks him over and isnt quite happy.'noddy', she says. 'do you know, i reckon what yow need is a kipper tie'nod replies 'aw, cheers, luv! milk two sugars please'.
