METRO--this morning......Ecstasy may be turning thousands of young people into sluggish dim-wits.............
Hate figure:
Big Brother
Most annoying thing:
MY bloody bongoing neighboir
Tipple of choice:
Coke
Drug of choice:
Advil plus (the liquidy ones)
Tell a joke:
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE SevenDwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack."Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers,"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any where in the world?"After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds,"I'm sorry my son, there're no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling,laughing and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting......"Dopey shagged a penguin!""Dopey shagged a penguin!"................
