From: [i] ve [b]een busy
Message:
luca
> Why is it all of Europe is getting a long weekend to 'celebrate' a
> Christian holiday whilst those of in Ireland are at work?!
I would imagine that, as a I type, Para is sat in
a slightly deflated paddling pool, can of Lidl
Hazelwood Bitter in hand, an out-of-tune
battery mains portable blasting out distorted
Atlantic 252 to the neighbourhood. His skin is
pale and sallow, the result of too many Findus
ready meals and watching soft porn dressed
as counterculture on late night Channel 4.
Out of my window I can see Union Jack
bunting, the vicar, and a Rastafarian carrying
a tray full of houseplants back from the village
fete. It's like watching some kind of Blairite
multiculti news broadcast.
First day connected back to the Internet and
the damn machine gets hijacked by a
deranged uber-porn trojan that directs my
machine towards snuffkidporn mpegs when
I want bbc.co.uk. I've had to download all
sorts of anti-h@KK0r crap to get rid of it.
Just think of it. The front page of The Sun:
"NONCE: The Face Of Shame". I nearly
lobbed the PC out the window. Christ
almighty. That never happened on my C64.
i.
