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Contents:

    Re: Uncut Interview with LemonD & Dillinja
        "MGH" <(Address removed)>
    picture this we were both butt naked, bangin on the bathroom floor
        rebekah kortokraks <(Address removed)>
    another cheeky plug
        "disco dave" <(Address removed)>
    Re: drum fool
        "David Anderson" <(Address removed)>
    Flight  cases
        "Paul McMullan" <(Address removed)>
    Re: Craid David Rendevouz Remix
        "alice" <(Address removed)>
    Re: drum fool
        "ABH" <(Address removed)>
    Femi-9 Product
        (Address removed)
    Comfort ads
        "Paranoid about my paranoia" <(Address removed)>
    Re: drum fool
        "Karl Berlin" <(Address removed)>
    Re: Comfort ads
        "Aly Farrow" <(Address removed)>
    Jaw all over the floor
        "tWiSt" <(Address removed)>
    final amendment
        Tom Churchill <(Address removed)>
    don't know
        "ABH" <(Address removed)>
    Re: Jaw all over the floor
        Elisha Sessions <(Address removed)>
    Crouching Turd, Hidden Talent
        "pHool" <(Address removed)>
    hide u
        "ABH" <(Address removed)>
    Is this simulation?
        "pHile" <(Address removed)>
    eminem
        Askwith Robert <(Address removed)>
    Re: eminem
        Elisha Sessions <(Address removed)>
    Holy Arseburgers Of Doom Inna Bap
        Tom Lawton <(Address removed)>

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:05:42 GMT
From: "MGH" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: Uncut Interview with LemonD & Dillinja

Hyperdub Kru <(Address removed)> wrote:
> Southside Bass Pressure: Uncut Interview with LemonD & Dillinja
> http://www.hyperdub.com/softwar/valve.cfm

Good that, first decent interview with either of them that I've read. I
wondered where Dillinja had disappeared to. Nice one hyperdub.

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:08:45 +0000
From: rebekah kortokraks <(Address removed)>
Subject: picture this we were both butt naked, bangin on the bathroom floor

I'm very excited as I have made my second garidge
purchase... the garage remixes of Shaggy's 'It wasn't me'
(I have to admit I love the original and it's been stuck in
my head for the last few weeks). Wicked dirty acidesque
bassline and dub piano but as I'm not a proper garidge
bitch yet I have to play it on -4 cos the pitched up lyrics
are too fast for my delicate little ear..
Who is the singer on the Shaggy tune (I assume Shaggy
does the ragga vocals)?

rebeKah

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:10:38 -0000
From: "disco dave" <(Address removed)>
Subject: another cheeky plug

last butt plug;

one careful owner, 4 inches, still under warranty

disco
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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:46:48 -0000
From: "David Anderson" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: drum fool

> what did the drummer get on his IQ test
>
> saliva


How do you know if there's a drummer at the door?






He doesn't know when to come in.

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:22:48 -0000
From: "Paul McMullan" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Flight  cases

Fopr flights call a bloke called john Gothard , Of Gothard cases

He's based up north a bit but will ship em down cheap, when we where looking
for flights for our rig he was the cheapest

about 120 quid plus vat for a flight cases for turbosound top boxes , (big)

number


Tel: 01977 685497
Fax: 01977 680271
Mobile: 07831 421751
(Address removed)
WWW: http://wwww.gothard.co.uk

jolly nice chap aswell !!

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:23:37 GMT
From: "alice" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: Craid David Rendevouz Remix

Paranoid about my paranoia <(Address removed)> wrote:
> Rooney
>
> >blackstreet? thats what it says in 'now' magazine anyway.
>
> It's some dude called Blacksmith according to Napster, was he in
> Blackstreet?

probably not- this is what happens when you try and trainspot on the
basis of something you read in 'now' magazine.

it does however have excellent make-up tips, lots of pictures of lovely
kate winslet, and on a surprisingly comedic level, for this week only a
section pointing out the resemblance of popstars and celebs to cartoon
characters. keith richards and jar jar binks- anyone ever seen them in
the same room together?

ditto craig david and darren from the comfort ads.

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:28:10 GMT
From: "ABH" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: drum fool

David Anderson  wrote:

> How do you know if there's a drummer at the door?
>
>

>
> He doesn't know when to come in.

how do you know when a stage is level?








the drummer is dribbling from both sides of his mouth


ali

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:31:39 +0000 (GMT+00:00)
From: (Address removed)
Subject: Femi-9 Product

In case you missed the info at the beginning of the week and you
fancy a night of quality drum and bass this Saturday then here it is
again.  So far it is panning out to be quite a nice event, hope some of
you can come along and give the girls your support.


Tone Def Promotions in Association with Femi-9 Product
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Gurly Beatz of a Drum & Bass Nature from
VLAD & DUSHKA
TROUBLE J (Flava FM)
MIST-E (Rude FM)
THE 1ST LADY (Outrage)

Darkside visuals & things to  make you go mmm !!!
THE MAD KNITTER

Collection of artwork by MadMat & KAOS

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venue:
The Millennium Bar, Hythe Quay, Colchester, Essex.

directions:
From A12 follow signs to town centre, then Essex University,
Millennium Bar is a 400 people capacity venue directly behind the
big Tesco.
Nearest train station 'Colchester Hythe' (direct from Liverpool Street) next
door to venue (check return train times).

detail:
8pm til 1am (pushing for 2am)
price £3 B4 10 at the door

fine detail:
Recent events have got rammed very early due to near Uni location
so if you are travelling distance please arrive early incase we shut
the doors before you get there.

Don't worry about early finish as there is invariably an after party
somewhere nearby.

THIS IS MY LAST PARTY AT THIS VENUE SO IT PROMISES TO BE
EXTRA SPECIAL.

Tony
Tone Def Promotions

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:43:38 -0000
From: "Paranoid about my paranoia" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Comfort ads

A.R.

>and darren from the comfort ads.

His other half's quite fit in a foot high, sex at 25 frames per second, stop
motion, cloth puppet kind of way.

Notice how she isn't that bothered with Dazza buggers off for his Ibizian
shaggathon either.

I reckon I'm in, shoulder to cry on technique and all that.

And if you think your Now magazine's hot stuff get the News of the World's
Sunday magazine which show's you hilarous pics of celebs when they don't
know the camera's looking.



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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:47:32 GMT
From: "Karl Berlin" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: drum fool

David Anderson <(Address removed)> wrote:
> > what did the drummer get on his IQ test
> > saliva
> How do you know if there's a drummer at the door?
>
> He doesn't know when to come in.

Or...

Q) How do you know when there's a drummer knocking at the door?

A) The knock speeds up.

Karl -><-

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:50:43 GMT
From: "Aly Farrow" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: Comfort ads

Paranoid about my paranoia <(Address removed)> wrote:
> And if you think your Now magazine's hot stuff get the News of the World's
> Sunday magazine which show's you hilarous pics of celebs when they don't
> know the camera's looking.

Ah yes - the laundrette special. Pictures of Princess Margaret having a
rummage around her nostril with her her finger stuffed up there to the
second fingerjoint, when she thought no one was looking. Top stuff.

Not quite as gobsmakingly tacky as the Globe or the National Enquierer,
but getting there.

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 17:09:38 GMT
From: "tWiSt" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Jaw all over the floor

Bat-

>Story-telling, accessibility, popularity etc are all very well but
>they are neither necessary nor sufficient conditions for genius.

That's very debatable. Accoding to the OED a genius is a person having
'creative power'. I'd say Mathers is totally there.

>What MES does with language is in a completely different order to
>Eminem in terms of originality, vision and sheer visceral impact.

Ain't heard any of the MES stuff (another broad generalization, but it
ain't my bag baby), but I'd say that Eminem certainly has has
originality... he's one of the first white rappers to go mainstream and
actually have some talent, and he's taking it from a unique angle too.
He's certainly not visceral tho...  I can't think of any
modern pop-acts who can be described like that.

>Are we talking about the same article here? The one I read claimed
>that Eminem is somehow fighting-the-power-of-the-strata (maaan).

Without reverthing back to the article, what I understood it to be
saying was that Eminem IS fighting it, but by recongising it and using
it to his own end... so in a way, isn't really fighting it at all.

tWiSt

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:53:58 +0000
From: Tom Churchill <(Address removed)>
Subject: final amendment

The venue has changed its name - doh! It's now called Trams. So, finally...

H e a d a n c e r
@ Trams, just off Rivington Street, Shoreditch, London
Saturday March 24
2000 - 0200, FREE
DJs: Simon Green, Hillegonda, Tom Churchill
Deep house, broken beat, leftfield grooves...

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 17:44:40 GMT
From: "ABH" <(Address removed)>
Subject: don't know

don't know if people are already aware of these

http://www.simply12.com

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 12:48:33 -0500
From: Elisha Sessions <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: Jaw all over the floor

>>What MES does with language is in a completely different order to
>>Eminem in terms of originality, vision and sheer visceral impact.

>Ain't heard any of the MES stuff (another broad generalization, but it
>ain't my bag baby), but I'd say that Eminem certainly has has
>originality... he's one of the first white rappers to go mainstream and
>actually have some talent, and he's taking it from a unique angle too.
>He's certainly not visceral tho... I can't think of any
>modern pop-acts who can be described like that.



"Certainly not visceral?"   Have either of you *heard* the Marshall Mathers LP?

Not the singles, the LP.

Which should be the "vision" yardstick for any mere pseud. dance list
rock critic right?

Bat - when Eminem will not stop screaming, in 2nd person, about why
and how he's going to kill his wife for a good 3 or four minutes -
and making it *rhyme* - what's going thru your head?  The ironing?
"The Jawbone and the Air Rifle"?


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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 18:11:16 GMT
From: "pHool" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Crouching Turd, Hidden Talent

tWiSt <(Address removed)> wrote:
> Without reverthing back to the article, what I understood it to be saying was that Eminem IS fighting it, but by recongising it and using it to his own end... so in a way, isn't really fighting it at all.

No, he's riding it to it's inevitable conclusion. Any indicators that he
is in any form of control of his situation, are as to a surfer being
able to steer the wave. You can sort of move up, and down a bit, but one
slip, and WIIIIIIIIPEOOOOOUUUUUUTTTT.

l8rpHile

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 18:15:24 GMT
From: "ABH" <(Address removed)>
Subject: hide u

i really like that kosheen - hide u tune

at least till it hits no. 1

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 18:16:39 GMT
From: "pHile" <(Address removed)>
Subject: Is this simulation?

tWiSt <(Address removed)> wrote:
> Media manipulation guides all acts of rebellion - everything is simply done to shift more units.

"simulated" rebellion surely?

l8rpHile

"The true rebels always walk alone."

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 18:20:29 -0000
From: Askwith Robert <(Address removed)>
Subject: eminem

>Bat - when Eminem will not stop screaming, in 2nd person, about why
>and how he's going to kill his wife for a good 3 or four minutes -
>and making it rhyme - what's going thru your head? The ironing?
>"The Jawbone and the Air Rifle"?

Sorry, but no, I find him very dull and tiresome. If I were 'White Trash'
(at least I don't think I am - or are all whites trash - ho! ho!)  I'd be
well pissed. And I don't see why the more comfortable among us should look
at him and say 'aaaw, ain't life tricky for white trash' in that cute way
people look at babies. The divvy who wrote that article is big time out of
touch with working class troubles, at least in this country (and I justify
that comment on account of hyperdub being a (excellent) uk website tackling
uk dance culture), at least in my humble experience (does inner city
liverpool count?).

Having said all that, I repeat, I wish there was more journalism like that,
stuff that got you thinking and either mad or fired up as a result.

Cheers,
Bob.
p.s. friday pub lunch got out of hand again, hick, again, sorry.

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 16:27:35 -0500
From: Elisha Sessions <(Address removed)>
Subject: Re: eminem

Robert said:
>Having said all that, I repeat, I wish there was more journalism like that,
>stuff that got you thinking and either mad or fired up as a result.

Agreed.


>And I don't see why the more comfortable among us should look
>at him and say 'aaaw, ain't life tricky for white trash' in that cute way
>people look at babies.

Looks like we also agree that the main problem with Eminem is the
*coverage* of Eminem.

So that puts us neatly agreeing to 2 conflicting positions!!  Love it.

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Date: Fri, 23 Mar 2001 21:35:36 +0000
From: Tom Lawton <(Address removed)>
Subject: Holy Arseburgers Of Doom Inna Bap

Bloody computers gone arse over tit and i've lost all my address book.
So if anyone whose ever sent me an e-mail in the last 3 years or so, or
knows me could just send me a quick e-mail so i can begin the labourious
task of re-building the fucker, then it'd be much appreciated..

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