... and the UK-Dance voting results are in:

Lib Dem (44%) - cos we're all middle class now darling
Labour (26%) - cos why change the habit of a lifetime?
Green (15%) - cos yoghurt knitters unite!
Plazzy Marxists (13%) - cos the ghost of Si Green lurks
Conservative (1%) - cos there's always one idiot
BNP (1%) - cos at least one of you is high right now. it's not big or clever.

Chill, only having a laugh on an otherwise thoroughly depressing day.