Where's "we are not barnacles" when you need him?

Has anyone done this? Any tips? Am trying to be proper annoying and a bit fucking useless, but doubt anyone's noticed the difference.

I know this may be strange thing to do in the current climate, but meh, I'd rather jump before we're all pushed.

On another more optimistic tip, this gives me a warmy fuzzy feeling :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sohI6vnWZmk